Danny woke up in the bed of the girl he slept with that night. It was morning and he got up and asked her of she had a lighter. She said,
"Yeah, in the top drawer."
Danny proceeded to the top drawer, to find a picture of a man.
"Is this your Husband?" he asked.
"Haha, no." came the reply.
"Your Boyfriend, then?"
"No." said the woman, coming up behind him, with her arms around his waist, and began nibbling on his ear.
"Well who is it, then?" asked Danny.
"It's me... Before my sex change."
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