If I Ruled The World

If I ruled the world,
socks would be sold in threes.
Because then that way,
Nobody would have cold knees.

If I ruled the world,
Police would have space hoppers.
The criminals would be caught,
and we'd have happy Coppers.

If I ruled the world,
I'd build Wonka's factory.
Obesity would go down,
Because there'd be no more Cadbury.

If I ruled the world,
I'd make low-slung jeans illegal.
The chavs would stop being gormless,
And instead become regal.

If I ruled the world,
it'd be a better place.
I can tell that by looking
at the smile on your face.