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@Zoodark

Joan

Wrong end of a cigarette lashing out like a spinneret got your face and you're looking mean with your two-tonne bass and your sweet sixteen Wrong era that I was born I'd love to take you for my...

@Balallan

A boy who lost everything in the Japanese Tsuanami found his football. A man found it on a shore in Alaska and returned it to the boy... Now that's a story and a half.

@pchinnery

Silly Little Ditty

Scratch your head and pull it out; something you can write about.

@Shackleton

"It's been full moon 3 days running now" "wow, the werewolves must be shattered!".

@third_sun

Worst Invention

More ramblings from me. Does anyone else find that when they go to bed, they spend at least an hour messing around on their iphone before even attempting to go to sleep.

@puffy1980

Cut Grass

Is there anything better then the smell of cut grass. Well many things...but I have to admit, it's mighty fine.

@GizMonkey

Jokes

A man walked into a bar, what did he say. ----------------------------- "Ouch!".

@Tigwah

Last Night

My boyfriend accidentally kicked me out of bed.......bastard.