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@xAx

Dear Math, I am not a therapist so please solve your own problems. Sincerely, annoyed students.

@Juan_story

Latin

Latin's a dead language. As dead as it can be,. First it killed the Romans. And now it's killing me. Latin's like my appendix,. It's not used anymore,. That is why I wonder,.

@tingting

My teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said: " At the end of this ruler there's an idiot!" I got detention after I said which end..

@tani30

No matter how old I am, when I sing the alphabet i'll always sing 'abcdefghijkELEMENOp...'.

@Rainbow_Marshmallow

Joke #3

Teacher :What happened in 1809. Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819. Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old..

@SledPungo

Homework Marks

Once, I got my homework marks and they looked like this: 0/10 What do you have to say about that. I wrote quietly: thanks, Bitch. Not actually true. ;).

@stephaniex3

Joke

When we are in school we say 6 things •I'm hungry •I'm bored •I don't get it •What time is it. •I wanna to home •I'm cold .-..

@LukaB

If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?.