By day it's on the sofa
Sitting with the others
But by night it's on the floor
Occupied by lovers
Five foot square, trimmed with mohair
Built for fun and games
Things can get quite hot enough
No need to fan the flames
Laid on my whoopee cushion
You'll lose all of your poise
I don't know about farting
But you'll make some kinda noise...
My whoopee cushion's what you need
If it's pleasure that you seek
Don't need a bed, or a room that's red
And I wash it twice a week
Post cushion session cigarette
And a cup of tea?
I have them in abundance
This cushion's for making whoopee...
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Comments & Feedback (23)
@Weirdwolf thank u sir! Still wearing my handcuffs...lost the key...or was that from the last time the Knickerninja was arrested...Ho hum! 😂👍🍻
@ckahn thanks hun! You know me, I like to take something and turn it ass end up... 💋 for the RP too ❤😘
@leelee101 😳 oh shit man, I just read that last comment as "you like to take it up the arse"!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Weirdwolf you're still suffering from SJW syndrome mate, that's Severe Jizz Wobbles to you... 😂😂😂😂👍🍻
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