How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
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Old Mary and Billy, 84 years old wake up and Mary says,"hey Billy, I got two Viagra, fancy it?" "go on then Mary" says Billy. Half hour later Mary says "fancy some breakfast?".
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two. Is this normal?.
Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk.
A man went to a pharmacist. He went to a girl worker and told the girl that he wanted to buy condoms. She asked what size he wanted. The man said that he didn't know.
I'm not Einstein. It means, i'm yours. .
I wanna sign in to open my heart for a new one, but my password is still her name. :/ (ouch, it's hurt).
It's amazing to become older: but you certainly feel younger. I'm sure serious men of 30 feel like 20 and grand mum of 60 are 30 years women :).
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