My Baby Brothers Famous Bottom

( aimed at younger children, bit rude ( words like fart and bum )

My baby brother is 2, he has a famous bottom.
It is so big, that when he farts, it could blow a house down!
I reckon that when he is my age, he won't even be alive, and that is because he has farted his way over to a stranded island where he has no food or water, well only sea water of course.
Photographers are always round our house to take pictures of it, but when he starts to fart, you know what will happen.
The photographers run, they run to the end of the street and complain and moan about why they didn't get a picture, I usually shout " we'll, you can do nothing about it so stop arguing, for goodness sake! " and the next time they come, I will say " oh for petes sake, your back again........ CLEAR OFF!!!! "
My baby brother will always start to cry then, he hates the name pete, obviously, as he is called Marcus! Why do people outside of the book know barely anything these days! Wait , I know, because you haven't read the book yet! Silly me! How stupid!?
( I am not really funny am I, no? )
I am not funny because..............
" Peter, no more funny jokes, get on with the story about Marcus! " mum butted in
Oh ye, back to his bum, that sounded a bit weird didn't it?!
So, Marcus, when he was born we knew that he would be an ordinary boy, but when he could use the potty for the first time, he started wearing my pants and his bum grew bigger and bigger everyday, until it finally stopped. At the size of 10000000-10000001
And that, I can easily tell you is a very big size, and it is also the end of our story.. Goodbye, well, at least for now.