Different

@misslittleDHP

Funday Monday

I have a party popper. For all you doo whoppers. Let's dance and jig. A real shindig. Put your hands in the air. Leave all your cares. Let's do the Hokey Cokey. Let's get dizzy and floaty.

@jezzer

I Am

I am a warrior A night And you Are my Queen of hearts.

@lucimaeprudence

I'm Hers and She's My God

Sometimes I wonder what God planned for me;I mean I know God has never ever made a mistake but everything I touch, I break and She keeps giving but I only take and take so I wonder if I even fit in.

@mpallister24

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it. Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!.

@dewday0483

A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion.

@OpheliaMargaret

Confessions Of A Recovered Whore

When another guy comes near me, I get a new feeling. It's not you, And I know it.

@jactheninja

Old Come-backs

My mate said an old come-back yesterday when I said she was born on the motorway where accidents happen. Hers was so old that when I heard it I almost fell of my dinsaur !!.

@Selma

I like keeping soil in my pockets, It's nice to have it with me. Feels like I'm closer to nature, And it's easier than taking the sea..