Pub Joke
I walked into a pub and skidded on some dog poo, before I could complain a fella walked in and skidded on it also. I said to him "I just did that", and he punched me in the face..
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I walked into a pub and skidded on some dog poo, before I could complain a fella walked in and skidded on it also. I said to him "I just did that", and he punched me in the face..
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