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I was up all night last night trying to remember wether I had insomnia or amnesia..
This means that one of my four friends are gay... I hope it's George, he is super cute :D.
Ignorance or apathy I don't know and I don't care.
I was trying to share a kebab with a tramp the other day He said go away and get your own!.
I was minding my own business when this guy asked me "whats it like being self employed".
I remember the shock I felt when my brother came out of the closet. I was almost asleep and had forgotten we were playing hide and seek..
Time heals all wounds... and then kills you..
There must be loads of John Lennon impersonators. Imagine all the people..
I like to go to supermarkets and take things out of other people's carts for the fun of it. Yesterday I took a baby..
I was so ashamed when I got bitten by a vampire. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror..
When I die, I'm going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral, just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground..
I propose a survey to judge the amount of evolutionists vs the amount of creationists out there Like for evolution Comment for creation.
In class we looked at a picture of high ranking nazis in the 30's. My neighbour asked 'which one is hitler'. Then someone said. 'the one on the far right'. So I say.
“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.”.
I changed my iPods name to 'The Titanic' Now the Titanic is syncing.
Your ex asking to stay friends is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch.
"Ouch" - Isaac Newton.
David Cameron is like marmite Unless you love marmite.
HELP. I just put a stick on a non - stick pan!.
I FEEL SUPER LAZY TODAY!... Which is like normal lazy except I'm wearing a cape..