16 September 2012
You see
I am not ugly nor a beauty
I do not have a black cat
Nor do I have a flying broom
My house is big
Even spooky at times
My maid is creepy
But she is foreign
No bats in my house
Just a parrot
No boiling pots
For witches stew
Just cooking pans
My grass is cleanly cut
Not a jungle
I have a sporty car
Not a bike
My teeth are straight
Not crooked and yellow
I do not know why you call me such a name
I only took your husband for pete's sake
Imma Witch A Witch. • Opuss № I