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2012-04-28T08:39:42

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A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up.

36 1 57 words
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1directionreal
2012-04-28T08:27:45

Little Johnny

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?" Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher.

16 1 80 words
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1directionreal
2012-04-20T18:26:42

Constipation

Oh ah a monkeys constipation Oh ah a monkeys constipation Oh ah a monkeys constipation Oh ah and then it all came out.

8 21 23 words
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1directionreal
2012-04-20T18:24:51

Knock Knock

Knock knock Who's there A tissue A tissue who Bless you.

4 4 11 words
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1directionreal
2012-04-17T17:03:49

Knock Knock

Knock knock Who's there A tissue A tissue who Bless you.

6 1 11 words
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1directionreal
2012-04-15T17:23:01

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Husband and wife have bought condoms with different flavours. The wife said darling I will turn the lights of put one on and u guess the flavour.

20 0 50 words
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1directionreal
2012-04-15T17:14:15

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A woman said to her husband when was the last time u saw me naked He replied when I licked ur fanny and sucked your tits His wife strips off He replies I did a good job.

10 1 37 words