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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.m.
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33lopn78
Lol.......Toast.......Lol, Sarah Morgan in the name i come from Shrewsbury in England (UK) Not very intelligent to be honest, I LIKE TOAST!!! Hahaha
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Money can't buy happiness... but it can buy bacon, and that's close enough..
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If you sext, do you get a phoner?.
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Don't you just hate it when wifi goes down!!. I feel naked without the Internet.
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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm just like, "Bitch, this isn't high school musical!".
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2,500 teenage girls get pregnant everyday... Like if you like bacon..
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Fun. Some Nights (Intro)
There are some nights I hold on to every note I ever wrote Some nights, I say "fuck it all" and stare at the calendar Waiting for catastrophes, imagine when they scare me Into changing whatever it is...
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I Am A Dwarf
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.
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Oh,Adam Levine
Adam's say about Carly Rae Jepsen song 'Call Me Maybe' "Why does she want him to call her maybe?" "Carly is a lovely name" Oh, Adam Levine!!.
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WE ARE YOUNG. !
FUN. set the world on fire but forgot a fire extinguisher.
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Exploding Pineapple
There was a pineapple who was eaten by a giraffe witch exploded.
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Maths
*Mental *Abuse *To *Humans *Get it right*.
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Too Many Fires
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. "How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
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When It's Dark
The final moment before you fall asleep you plan exactly what you will do if a Thief/Murderer was in your house..
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Who Lives In A Pineapple
Friend: Who live in a pineapple under the sea..... Me: I do Friend: What happened to Spongebob.
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I Once Saw An Giraffe.....
I once saw an giraffe eat another giraffe who ate a elephant who ate his little brother who died of elephntitus, who saw three little pigs who went to the market, one over-spent on his credit card,...
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