@albertodebortoli

The Girl Rule

Love me now, you'll avoid the queue..

@albertodebortoli

Alpha Channel

Ma se metto una PNG trasparente come sfondo all'iPhone, dici che veda dentro. -R. Fasan.

@fitzj

A Thought At Bedtime

If this night should be my last I really should have drunk champagne for my bedtime drink rather than warm milk..

@tattyteddy

Bright Side

Always look on the bright side of life. Key words: • Look • Bright side • Life.

@Heisenberg

Hank

Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos. I said Cheetos. Ch-ch-ch sound. Virtually impossible to confuse Cheetos with Fritos it seems to me. Where are you going?.

@shenice

I played a game of frisbe, i watched the frisbe come close to me and thought 'why does the frisbe get bigger when it gets closer to me' Then it hit me..

@isabelsimba

Hmmm. What should I write. Hmmm..................................After doing lots of thinking I decided to write nothing.....

@jooovina

A laugh is a smile that bursts.