Just some bloke...
A few weeks ago, I performed in a comedy show which featured some of my sketches and jokes. You can now download it as a podcast from iTunes.
...are like sex - it never seems to last as long as you want, and usually ends up finishing off with a bit of DIY..
So, here's a sketch that didn't make the cut for this week's Newsjack. Enjoy. --------- GRAMS: SEXY MUSIC VOICEOVER: Are you lonely. Lacking influence. Failing to penetrate that inner circle.
Leaked emails this week revealed Syrian Dictator Bashar al-Assad's iTunes playlist.
Tonight. 10.30. BBC Radio 4 Extra. It's pretty funny, and I'm not just saying that because I wrote a small part of the show. :).
...don't The Samaritans advertise on the roof of buses?.
I was thinking that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies would be a good thing to write, but then I find out that it's already been done... I won't even get to use the line, "Why Mr D'arcy, I am undead!".
...you've entered middle age when you start to appreciate the value of an Egyptian cotton flannel..
366 more sleeps until Christmas!.
My 2 year old daughter has just informed me that she plays the drums in a rock band. As long as she can supply me with photo passes, I'll be happy..
I pitched my ideas to a professional TV sitcom writer. He laughed out loud. That's a good sign, right?.
An American woman has sued the makers of the movie 'Drive' because it has very little actual driving in it. I took Guy Ritchie to court for exactly the same reason after I watched 'Snatch'..
High street electrical chain Comet has been sold off to Capita for just £2. The price could eventually rise to £30Million if Capita also purchase the extended warranty..