# True Story #
Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine. Crocs..
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AEngland
Made in England. Est. 1996.
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Working Perspective.
Why is Monday so close to Friday and yet Friday is so far from Monday?.
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2012 Paralympics.
Bolt, Farah, and Tyson Gay All worthy men, Wouldn't you say. They run fast times, With apparent ease, When the camera's on They aim to please.
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Choices......
Maybe I should just stay home, and watch crap on tv. Maybe I should join the army, and learn to drive a humvee. Maybe I should find her and say the things I should have said.
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Random ## :/
People hate stuff. They hate you. But it's no bluff. They hate me too. They say they do. But then they don't. They're like "Guess who??" But say they won't. I hope you care. You wouldn't dare lie.
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Break Up.
If you walk away and they don't try to stop you, keep walking..
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Cheaters.
Why cheat on your girlfriend. It's like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock..
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Unfortunate.
Accidentally missed out the "R" whilst googling "Gary Oldman" today, worst experience of my life..
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Blow Banana.
Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana. Throws out completely the wrong vibe..
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Conservatives.
Looked at university prices today. Looks like i'm gonna have to sell off most of my major organs to afford it..
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Cars.
Children on the front seat can cause accidents. Accidents on the rear seat can cause children..
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Aol.com
I accidentally just used aol.com to search for something. I feel all of the 3 people who work there probably just hi 5ed, smiled and looked hopeful for the future..
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3 Inches Of Make Up.
Please tell me more about how there are no genuine guys out there with your fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake boobs and fake personality. I'd take a look at yourself first sweetheart..
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Prejudice
Some people are gay. Get over it..
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School Systems.
In primary school, I was clever but didn't have many friends. In secondary school, intelligence failed but at least popularity is a bonus..
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Positivity.
My gosh, there's a lot of needy blogs on here. I don't see why people just can't keep it positive!.
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YOLO = Instant Death.
I hate it when people say YOLO. "Just ate a massive pie, because YOLO". Seriously, be quiet..
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Slinkies.
Some people are like slinkies - they're not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one fall down the stairs..
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Fruit.
People are like bananas, pick a bunch of them out and there's bound to be a few rotten ones..
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Revision.
Exams = Revision = Suicide..
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Mr Organised.
Plan of action for this weekend: Get hammered. Take the rest as it comes..
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Bent Over The Periodic Table.
Oxygen is pretty similar to sex. It's not on your mind until you stop getting it..
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OMG Really?!
The terrifying moment when your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant for a joke. Nearly pooed myself..
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Genuine.
I've never : Cheated on a girl Verbally abused a girl Physically abused a girl Talked about a girl behind her back Told a girl she should change anything about herself Reason being, not all men...
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Deathly Quiet.
I love the silence that follows a big statement. Like when someone goes too far with insulting someone, everyone just stops..
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Headshot.
The awkward moment when your band's drummer accidentally takes out your singer with a drumstick to the face..
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Mothers.
The most invalid argument ever. 'Because I'm your mother and I told you so.'.
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Gap Filler.
Awkward pause in conversation. My time to shine!.
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Born To Be A Sheep.
Most people are glad they were born to be part of the crowd. I'm glad I'm not one of those people..
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Perfect Lies.
Perfect should be removed from the dictionary. It doesn't exist..
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Technology = Takeover.
I can' t help but feel like this technology is taking over our lives.
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Not Gone Well.
Awkward moment when you wake up and realise you've slept through your best mates house party..
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Stupid Questions.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people..
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Oh Dear.
As I lay in my bed looking at all the stars I start to wonder, should there actually be a hole in my ceiling?.
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