@Mad4books

Random Penquins X

Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives... Will you be my penguin?. <3 lmao weird x.

@Mohd100

Nibbles

I was at my mates dinner party last night. It was all going well until he announced that we could help ourselves to nibbles...Apparently it's what the dead hamster would have wanted..

@Eatonlynch

Oldest Joke

Is when Eve asked "Do you love me?"and Adam replied "Who else?".

@jazzhands25

Cats

My cat tried to eat my thumb. I always knew it was that evil kitty in 'cats vs dogs'. Why me?.

@monkey16

Q. Why was the chicken scared to cross the road. A. Because he was a chicken.

@Broughy

A dog's Life

No matter how good your life is, you know your dog's is better..

@Cynosure

The Worlds Shortest Joke

(4 words) Venison's dear isn't it?.

@lukeni

Duckface

I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face..