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AlfieJ97

14 year old from Swindon, England. Likes Apple and Nintendo!

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Sickipedia

I know I get a lot of stuff off sickipedia but it's better than most of the quotes on here that posted many many times....

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Job

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.

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Next Apple Product

I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I won't be able to afford it..

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God

I do not believe in God, how can any body believe in a God if there is so much suffering in the world..

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Instagram

Follow me on Instagram please. - @wolflink97 I'll follow you back if comment what your Instagram name is. :-).

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...Life...

The Twilight Saga,So realistic that you feel the life being sucked from you as you watch..

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You've Been Framed

I'm watching you've been framed and a women fell into a plant pot... My step-dad who is sat next to me said, 'oh no she soiled her self!'..... Oh dear....

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Ranking System

Is it better to have a lower or higher rank on Opuss?.

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AlfieJ97

Toilet Paper For Example

You never realise what you've got till it's gone.Toilet paper being a good example..

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TBBT

Watching The Big Bang Theory... I love This show. :-D.

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☁Dream☁

I've recently been having really good dreams. :-).

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Easter Anagram

Trying to work out an anagram for easter is a real teaser..

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To, Too And Two

The amount of people who confuse ''to'' and ''too'' is amazing two me..

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Untitled

I hate it when couples have a little argument and the girlfriend changes her Facebook status to 'single'.

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