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AliceVictoria

Hello I'm alice, I'm 15, Im a constant daydreamer and a vegebarian :) I love the sound of a type writer, I love the smell of petrol, I looooove art and music (keyboard and bass guitar!) and uphotography and weird people... Also I love animals, tigers are my favourite :)

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AliceVictoria

I Hate Goodbyes

The end is near The time has come My Opuss will be no more Because I get bored easily.

0 3 19 words
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AliceVictoria

Snart/fneeze

The awkward moment when you sneeze and fart at the same time......

8 1 12 words
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AliceVictoria

My Day

I love it when the blossom falls from the breeze and the leaves from the trees make whirl pools it seems. I love it when it lands on your hand whilst you stand under the grand blossom tree.

4 3 60 words
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AliceVictoria

Weird

2 minutes ago I was following 55 people now I'm only following 34... How does that work?.

4 4 17 words
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AliceVictoria

Untitled

:D thank you all of my beautiful followers I have 100 of you!!!!.

6 0 13 words
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AliceVictoria

Awkward

We your daydreaming and realise your staring right at a randomer.

8 1 11 words
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AliceVictoria

Clean Teeth

Whenever I clean my teeth tooth paste seems to end up all over my face.

16 2 15 words
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AliceVictoria

Annoying

When people try to get under umbrella and they push you out and keep them nice and dry!.

14 1 18 words
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AliceVictoria

Mothers

My mum told me when I was little that when the ice cream truck played his song that meant he had run out of ice creams..... And I sadly believed her, that's 7 years of ice cream I missed out on!.

18 2 41 words
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AliceVictoria

Bands

My friends like a band which they say they are "dedicated" to, I say they are obsessed.

12 2 17 words
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AliceVictoria

Man Hair

I love moustaches!.

12 4 3 words
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AliceVictoria

Deliciousness

Mmmmmh Ben and Jerrys ice cream :).

12 4 7 words
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AliceVictoria

Lazy Bones

I'm not lazy... I just like to relax a lot.

8 2 10 words
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AliceVictoria

It's Not Right

When your dad puts "lol" on his texts...

14 1 8 words
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AliceVictoria

Untitled

Is anyone else wide awake -.-.

6 2 6 words
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AliceVictoria

Kittens

The kittens are born!!!!!!!.

8 0 4 words
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AliceVictoria

Night Time

Is anyone else as paranoid as me, i have to check under my bed twice before I go to bed.

10 6 20 words
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AliceVictoria

Geniuses

Whoever made the bed is a genius!.

14 2 7 words
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AliceVictoria

Animals

Documentaries by David Attenborough are my heaven !.

10 0 8 words
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AliceVictoria

Toddlers

When your two stone, one year nephew sits on your face....... Pain.

6 1 12 words
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AliceVictoria

Adventure Time

I'm 15 but i still watch Cartoon Network is that sad...

12 6 11 words
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AliceVictoria

Weird Weather

HAIL are you serious!.

12 1 4 words
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AliceVictoria

Damn Ink!

When you write on your hand and forget then lean on it and it's printed on your face.

26 2 18 words
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AliceVictoria

Awesome Shows

Rolie polie olie!.

6 2 3 words
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AliceVictoria

TV

Hairy bikers are AWESOME !.

2 5 5 words
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AliceVictoria

Food

When you push your food together so it look likes you have eaten more..

20 2 14 words
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AliceVictoria

Weird Fact 2

Starfish can turn their stomachs inside out!.

12 1 7 words
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AliceVictoria

Awkward

When you accidentally like something ad then read it is about masturbation :o.

2 4 13 words
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AliceVictoria

Untitled

When the cat lies on you to make you uncomfortable and them comfortable!.

6 0 13 words
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AliceVictoria

Weird Fact

Honey bees have hair on their eyes..

12 3 7 words
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AliceVictoria

Selective Hearing

When I was younger my mum and dad thought I was deaf.... Turned out I just didn't listen.

4 4 18 words
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AliceVictoria

Untitled

When it pours down with rain does any one else have the erg to run and dance in it :).

10 8 20 words
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AliceVictoria

Wallace And Gromit

Aww the bounce is gone from his bungie..

4 0 8 words
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AliceVictoria

Food

Mmmh that looks nice..... Errr that tastes horrible..

6 0 8 words
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AliceVictoria

Bad Times

When something takes hours to do but still turns out crap :/.

4 1 12 words
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AliceVictoria

Weirdos

The weirder you are the more creative you get !.

8 1 10 words
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AliceVictoria

Reality

If God was real why are good people dying !.

2 1 10 words
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AliceVictoria

Sharing

One spoonful of yoghurt for me, one spoonful of yoghurt for the cat :).

6 0 14 words
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AliceVictoria

Films

The best animation, I must say, has got to be in the film 20 million miles to earth !.

0 0 19 words
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AliceVictoria

Untitled

Your cookies have gone, the only reasonable explanation you think for this is the Cookie monster must of ate them.

6 0 20 words
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AliceVictoria

Untitled

When a friend asks what you think and you haven't been listening to anything they are saying....

6 1 17 words
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AliceVictoria

Things To Do On A Lift

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness.

10 1 180 words
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AliceVictoria

Dogs

He looks back to see him dragging along the floor, who's walking the dog now he thought..

2 0 17 words
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AliceVictoria

Trust

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have trust issues.

16 4 16 words
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AliceVictoria

Life

Life's to short, take risks.

2 0 5 words
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AliceVictoria

Toys

Why are baby's toys so colourful and amazing but I can't play with them because it looks weird.

4 0 18 words
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AliceVictoria

Spiders

Seeing a spider isn't the problem, it becomes a problem when it disappears.

12 0 13 words