Is it just me?

@Franipack

Sentences

Flowers are happiest while they shiver with wet people..

@taffy01

TV

If people make TV any clearer, real life will look dull..

@RedWednesday

A Scary Thought

It's scary to think that nothing can kill that 0.01% germ...

@TheThinker

How To Bake A Scone.

Step 1: Preheat the oven till it's hot then take a mixing bowl or pot. A spatula, a wooden spoon, settle down we'll be baking soon. A cup of milk, a cup of flour. Mix in an egg, wait for an hour.

@xskatestarx99

Only Fools And Horses

Stick a pony in your pocket - not actuall possible.

@xskatestarx99

Colour.

My carpet is brown.

@xskatestarx99

Grrr

Don't ya just hate it when people copy your status !?.

@supergenius90

We are all here for a reason. Even if we don't know what that reason is yet.