Miracles
A miracle isn't having a million friends it's having one friend who stays with you when a million have turned on you..
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AwesomeAoife
Heya, my name is Aoife im 14 and <3 Facebook, ipodding and going out wi my friends xoxo :) !
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Somedays... Even my lucky rocket ship undies don't help .
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Love
Do what makes you happy. ~be with someone who makes you smile. Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live..
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Beauty
The sun is up in the sky it's bright it's beautiful and so are you!.
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Best Friends
Your the ice to my cream. Your the coco to my puffs. Your the m to my m'a'ms. Your the help to my mend. But most of all..... Your the best to my friend :).
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Toilet
I hate it when friends ask do you have a toilet. No we shit in the garden!.
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Regrets
I regret the day i broke up with my boyfriend. I regret the day i said i hate you to my mam.
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Mom
At 6 years Mommy I love you. At 10 years Mom whatever . At 16 years my mom is so annoying. At 18 years I wanna leave this house. At 25 years mom you were right. At 30 years I wanna go to moms house.
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Blondies On Holiday
Two blondes driving 2 disneyworld stop at a sign, disney land left, one says ah well we will have to wait until it comes back !.
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Teacher
A teacher was desperately trying to teach a little boy maths she said to him i have 3 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other what do i have. The little boy answered a drinking problem !.
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Sweets
The teacher handed out sweets for the children to identify the flavour was honey. She said your mam might call your dad this a little boy looked up horrified were eating asshole!.
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Elevator
A man and his son came to an elevator not knowing what this is he saw an old woman walk in and a beautiful young woman come out again. The man said to his son QUICK GET YOUR MOTHER!.
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