Twelve year Scottish girl, has 13 horses, 6 dogs etc. love literature, such as classics and modern literature such as Harry Potter! And An atheist!
Why must people twist famous sayings. 'The sky is not the limit' and more like it. What the hell. People much smarter then you put a lot of time into coming up with this, just leave them!.
Even today men's view of women are dresses, shopping and screaming at insects. I HATE shopping, never worn a dress in my life and I love insects...am I a man?.
My brother is ginger, my two sisters are ginger and my mother is ginger. I am the only one of my siblings who is not ginger :(.
Why I like Harry Potter: Harry Potter has everything, it has love, it has adventure, it has comedy, it is for the whole family.
Is anyone on Chicken Smoothie?.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
A seal walks into a club....
I say you cannot be called a doctor if you work in a fancy hospital, I say you have to spend at least a year in Africa before you can call yourself a doctor!.
A democracy can hardly be called a democracy when we have an inbosil in charge.
A boy who lost everything in the Japanese Tsuanami found his football. A man found it on a shore in Alaska and returned it to the boy... Now that's a story and a half.
Never trust a tiny Irish man with a hat, it is just bound to end badly..
Anyone now adays would call slave owners many years ago bad people. Yet I bet you anything if you lived back then you would have a slave, we are lucky that most of us have free thinking.
Why should we treat someone differently because they have so called'Royal Blood'.
Politicians are telling us to tighten our belts, yet they are loosening theirs three noches..
At this very moment some has died, Someone was born, Someone got married, A couple got divorced, Someone found out they have cancer, Someone else realised their alive.
Americans/Happy. Russians/Tough. Transylvanians/Scary. Chinese/Genius. English/Posh. Irish/Comedians. Welsh/Rough. Germans/Musical. French/Food crazy. Italians/Sleepy. Africans/Rebellious.
I love my animals, and I love my family. But in the end my animals will always have the edge..
The 90210 script:. "I am very rich". "Ah, yes I know, as am I,". "Ahhh, good, let us go and drive fast cars and buy lots of clothes,". "Yes, then let us go and watch the poor people,". "I love you,".
I hold grudges until the day I end up in the ground..
I hear my family calling Home, home Home from the sea. As the sun starts to rise, And the eagle flies, I can hear their voices from afar. I smile to the morning light, So warm, so smooth and bright.
People often ask who is the best writer ever, Shakespeare perhaps, maybe Enid Blyton, or Marke Twaine. I say it was the caveman who invented language, he was the greatest of all.
...I've had too much chocolate!.
I am the stig.
I feel sorry for black cats, they always get the short end of the straw.
They may not admit it, but the mens view of women are pink, shopping, hopscotch, romance and shoes.
What is the difference between a politician and a pig. Pigs are clean.
Goodnight!.
Happy Easter!!!!.
Silence is good at the right time, but at the wrong time it could kill people..
The world would be a better place without religion.
" Everyone praises his native land " ( And none more so than Scots)" " In Scotland everyone is sociable until someone steals their whisky " " Better than gold is a tale rightly told ".
Well behaved women don't make history. Think of Boudicca, Joan of Arc, Suffragetts, none of them played nice, so why should we?.
My hand to my heart I raise my face to the sky Out of my mouth Drifts the words of my country, The words I do humbly live by. I stare my enemy in the eye, No more do I fear his gaze.
Harry Potter novels showed that some children's books could become great. The Twilight Saga showed that some books should be burnt at the stake..
Anger men and they will hold a grudge for a while, anger a woman and prepare for war!.