Addiction?
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose...
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BellaMaple
At which point I am struck by lightening. Repeatedly.
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Stories by @BellaMaple (25)
Tiny Shoes
If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat...
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Grand
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand".
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The Shiny Power
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."- Oprah Winfrey.
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Life Vocabulary
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”.
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Fame
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” - Fred Allen.
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Pool Etiquette
“Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?”.
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Protection?
“The only true mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets” - Al McGuire.
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Panda Pride
I love pandas, they're not racist They're black, white and asian!.
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Very Subtle
"Whoever put the B in subtle deserves a pat on the back".
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Slam Dunk
If thin people go skinny dipping. What do fat people do. The... Chunky Dunk?.
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Sober Camels
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." Joe E Lewis.
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Salad Please
"Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug".
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Blind Criticism
"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.".
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Dark Times
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night" Steve Martin.
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Pinch Of Salt
“I always take life with a pinch of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.”.
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Irony
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” - Jack Nicholson.
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Free Shoes
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey.
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Fruit Salad
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll.
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Happiness
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” - Oscar Wilde.
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Nuts
"She's as nutty as squirrel poo" J.K Rowling.
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Acceptance
"Always accept who you truly are inside.. Unless you're a serial killer" Ellen Degeneres 2007.
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My Perfect Evening?
A warm evening. Close bodies in the compact stadium. Multitudes under the awe of the country singer crooning his past hits. Cold beer swirling in sponsor screened plastic cups.
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Relationship Cycle
Hello, Hi, That was mean, Bye..
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I Lied.. It's Bella
Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave.
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