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Bilaterus

I love the idea of being taken on some epic journey. Since time travel hasn't been invented, I'll stick to stories :)

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Stories by @Bilaterus (20)

Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-08-27T16:36:47

5 Simple Rules For Happiness

1) Free your mind from worry, and 2) your heart from hatred. 3) Live simply, 4) give more and 5) expect less..

6 0 22 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-05-06T23:34:39

Oh My Days

Oh my days: Are so long And so boring, Are so hurtful And so tiring, Are so tragic And so lacking. Although I wish they never ended ;).

2 2 28 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-05-01T17:46:59

Poem Writing

How do you write a poem. They're really cool and fun. I'll teach you how to write one, And soon it will be done.

2 0 96 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-05-01T07:32:55

Untitled

I have 69 followers. Teehee :P.

4 0 6 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-29T22:28:40

I Gut A Feeling

There are many times when you feel in life you have not accomplished anything. Maybe you did not finish any homework, maybe your always late, maybe you don't post an Opuss a day.

10 0 117 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-26T23:26:09

The Psychotic Cheesy Sock

Chapter 4 : Second Chances He was finally inside Wurrinuns house. The excitement building inside of him. Although he was completely lost in Wurrinuns house.

2 3 1307 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-26T18:17:04

A Slow Day

"You have been charged with breaking and entering, destruction of property and homicide. Does the defendant have anything to say?" The guilty man slowly rose and faced the judge.

10 3 45 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-25T23:17:59

How To Change The World

Two young dreamers set out to change the world. Everything was on their side; money, looks, education and street smarts. Their only difference was their approach to this seemingly impossible task.

12 1 266 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-25T21:45:20

Poor Opuss

The moment when you realise you beat Opuss in rank. I couldn't have done it without my close and random followers. I hope you all become close to me one day :).

4 0 32 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-25T18:02:48

Buttering You Up

What did the bread say to the butter. "I'm toast.".

6 0 10 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-24T21:06:33

Nopuss :O

I have not written an Opuss today. Although I hope none of you will, dare I say it, 'unfollow' me. Well philosophical wise I guess my motive would have to be that we are human, we all make mistakes.

2 5 155 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-23T22:26

The Coldness

From the comfort of your bed, to the furriness of your slippers, shuffling along the carpet and gently opening the toilet door. But when you sit on the freezing seat, you shout in your mind "Shit!".

12 4 36 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-23T21:38:05

I (Still) Love You

I would spoil you in every way imaginable, I would go to the corners of the earth for you. Thinking about you turns the rain into sunshine and the impact you have on my life has made me a better man.

14 3 93 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-23T17:13:03

Gratefulness

If you think your fat, be grateful you have food. If you think your ugly, be grateful you can see. If you think your alone, be grateful you don't have fake friends.

16 5 90 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-22T23:26:05

Shortcuts

If you cut corners, you only succeed in making two more..

18 2 11 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-22T18:39:37

A Bugs Poem

A creature is bugging me Standing still but still there you see It's in the way of my work and play Or rather on the PS3 I stand cowering by the door My testosterone feeling quite poor Like a little...

6 0 81 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-22T12:21:04

Exercise Motive

The pain of regret is worse than the pain of discipline..

10 0 11 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-22T00:50:04

The Psychotic Cheesy Sock

Chapter 3 : The Heist "Right then, I'll call the laboratory and tell them the bad news." said Wurrinin, attempting to pull a confident face. The sock sneered at him, waiting to make his move.

4 1 1051 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-14T22:51:35

The Psychotic Cheesy Sock

Chapter 2 : The Survivor The sock, which had lagged behind from being jammed by a wad of chewing gum, crawled past his fellow martyred companions who died an unnecessary death of the unnoticeable...

4 3 1163 words
Bilaterus
Bilaterus
2012-04-14T21:38:43

The Psychotic Cheesy Sock

Chapter 1 : Get Back Up "Must keep things clean, can not keep clean, darn THINGS. Do they not know the meaning of purity. Oh no, they are back. Run with all your might my unfortunate friends.

8 3 893 words