A creature is bugging me
Standing still but still there you see
It's in the way of my work and play
Or rather on the PS3
I stand cowering by the door
My testosterone feeling quite poor
Like a little girl I scream to the world
That thing had beat my high score!
So I called my mum the Black Widow
"You need to calm down" she said
My monster mum went after that chum
And brutally sliced off his head.
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