In The Fields
What did on Italian farmer say to another. Get off Milan..
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BingoBongo
Please scroll down and read all of this Hmmm... I really don't know how to sum myself up in this tiny box. Maybe I could talk complete nonsense and then you might get the idea. But I'm probably right in saying that the majority of you fellow folks would probably advise against it, otherwise the most likely case scenario would be that you will all have to go to hospital because I have bored you to death. But I'm afraid I'm already doing it but if I were you then I would read the end of it or you might get terrible night- mares and that really would be a shame now wouldn't it? I'm terribly sorry that I have to go, so, so long fellow followers!
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Hero Of The Day!
What do you get if you mix a bee with a robot. Buzz Lightyear..
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Country Man
There was a man who lived in Switzerland Though his parents were from Ireland He travelled around Making a very loud sound And spent his holidays in Thailand ..
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Noisy
My sister has a ukulele, well two actually. She takes them everywhere playing songs repeatedly.
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I Know
I know a joke about pencils. I would tell you but it is pointless..
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Woof
The cat sits by the window, For hours on end, as still and as silent as a statue. People who walk past often call him a watchdog..
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