Naming The Piglet

There is a little piglet,
That lives in my bedroom,
It's very small and very pink,
All round like a balloon,

It likes to dance across the floor,
And tip toe round the bed,
It wears a tiny black top hat,
That's perched upon it's head,

I'd like to call it Jeffery,
But it insists that it's a girl,
Yet it hates all the names I choose,
From Amy, Kate to Pearl,

I wonder what it's name is,
Does it have a name at all?
What would you call a little pig,
With tiny feet, so small,

It doesn't like Anna,
Or Orla, Lou and Jess,
It cannot stand Chloe,
And hates Ellie and Bess,

Maybe it's called Roberta?
Or Lucy, Beth or Mo?
But I guess that no one,
Will ever ever know.