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BritishBeef

Thirty-something single male, father to two. I enjoy the randomness of the Internet. I think too much.

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Lost Items

We need an App to tell which place is the last place to look for lost items. That way we can find them on our first attempt and save a lot of time..

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Marmite Measurement

You know you've got just the right amount of Marmite on your toast when it drips off your chin when tearing pieces from your slice..

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Blue skies

The sky is a beautiful blue. Wisps of cloud float about in random swirls. The sun tries to warm my skin. A sparkling diamond which teases me to look at its majesty. My thoughts drift back.

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