@iPuss

These Words

Nothing so simple Or So complicated As I love you.

@crazybloke72

I've been sacked from my job as a bingo caller ... apparently, 'a meal for two with a hairy view' is not the way to call number 69!.

@Octopie_Loves_You

Do I?

You said I was safe. I would always be safe with you. Look at my now do I look safe. Do I look unharmed. Do you know what you did to me?.

@DarkPrincessGirl

So True #48

They say "Keep your friends close and enemies closer." The problem is you can't tell them apart nowadays..

@waynedoz

I Am Not A Number

I am the new Number Six.* But who is Number One. (if you haven't watched The Prisoner that won't make any sense) *On Opuss at least..

@starsbythedoor

Wise

I'd rather be a bit rubbish at something I love, rather than be excellent at something I hate..

@TheViolator

Grandad

I think Grandad has been at my box of chocolates again All the soft centres have gone And the hard centred ones have had the chocolate sucked off.

@Diddle

Kiss Of Life

The kiss of life you say,. Maybe works in the day,. But using it in the night,. They will really see light,. The tale says it saved Snow,. But the writer didn't really know,.