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Girlfriends are like condoms; They spend more time in your wallet than where you want then to be.

Opuss № I

Black guy and a white guy do heroin, alot. The End.

Movies In 1 Sentence - Requim for a Dream (No. 2) • Opuss № I

Poor guy and rich girl on a boat, they rock the boat then the boat hits a rock. The End. New Short Everyday! Follow me for more!

Movies In 1 Sentence - Titanic (No. 1) • Opuss № I

Friends are like Potatoes; Eat them and they die.

Friends Are Like... • Opuss № I

Friends are like Bananas; Peel them and they die.

Friends Are Like... • Opuss № I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What Is...? • Opuss № I

What did one Lawyer say to the other Lawyer? "We are both Lawyers."

Opuss № I

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We get old because we stop playing.

The Sad Truth. • Opuss № I

The 50-50-90 rule: "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." --Craig Marckwardt

The 50/50 Rule • Opuss № I