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Girlfriends are like condoms; They spend more time in your wallet than where you want then to be.
Black guy and a white guy do heroin, alot. The End.
Poor guy and rich girl on a boat, they rock the boat then the boat hits a rock. The End. New Short Everyday! Follow me for more!
Friends are like Potatoes; Eat them and they die.
Friends are like Bananas; Peel them and they die.
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
What did one Lawyer say to the other Lawyer? "We are both Lawyers."
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We get old because we stop playing.
The 50-50-90 rule: "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." --Craig Marckwardt