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Girlfriends are like condoms; They spend more time in your wallet than where you want then to be..
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CaelanK
There was once a man who wrote a good bio. I am not that man. View discretion is advised whilst viewing my opusses. Thanks ;)
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Movies In 1 Sentence - Requim for a Dream (No. 2)
Black guy and a white guy do heroin, alot. The End..
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Movies In 1 Sentence - Titanic (No. 1)
Poor guy and rich girl on a boat, they rock the boat then the boat hits a rock. The End. New Short Everyday. Follow me for more!.
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Friends Are Like...
Friends are like Potatoes; Eat them and they die..
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Friends Are Like...
Friends are like Bananas; Peel them and they die..
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What Is...?
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. The Holocaust..
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What did one Lawyer say to the other Lawyer. "We are both Lawyers.".
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The Sad Truth.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We get old because we stop playing..
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The 50/50 Rule
The 50-50-90 rule: "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." --Craig Marckwardt.
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