Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
- Dr Sheldon Cooper
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"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.".
Arse holes; Everyone has one, And they all stink. Except for mine ~ unknown.
Belly buttons; Everyone's got one, but none of them hold much water. ~unknown.
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Lol used to mean that your laughing.. Now its just something to send when you dont know what to say..
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...My favourite one is sleeping!.
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