Jelly Bro?
Whenever I see an ex with a new girl I try not to fret...Mammy always said we should give our old toys to the less fortunate (;.
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Caromidget
Keep calm, and love Russell Howard my friends. Oh! And I'm a lover of the cheesys (jokes) got a bit of a language of my own going on. Kik me: caromidget
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Stories by @Caromidget (8)
Garden
Roses are dead Violets are dead Man I suck at gardening.
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Bucket List
Well...I think we all have one...even of we haven't written it down we all have things we wanna do before we die.
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Who's Up For A Joke
What does a nosy pepper do. Gets jalapeño business . Guffaw.
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Quotables
'I find that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy' -Albert Einstein What a cracker box <3.
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Profiler
Yes, in my profiler I am riding a wooden elephant in the zoo playground...you jelly bro?(lots of meme quotes from me too).
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Me?
Well...what is there to say really...16 years old, born and breed in the beautiful green isle...just looking for a project for the summer. About myself.
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Intro
Oh how stressful. My first Opuss status yolk thing... No idea what to write as my intro. :p well, how you all doing today I suppose!.
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