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@Puppy

Different People

When people say your weird, it's because we're all different. When people say your mean, they are just being very sensitive. When people say your strange, they're right, you have to accept it..

@AjlaS

Steve Martin

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin.

@sguga

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "your next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. -unknown :D.

@sguga

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. – Groucho Marx.

@Jatt

Do you know that feeling when you're fully prepared for an exam. Me neither!.

@taffy01

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing..

@Stenataar

Spam

I'm pink, Therefore I'm Spam!.

@isa

Ice Cream

English: icecream.