Supply Teacher

Written on a true story

Which supply teacher will we have today??
Will it be 'HUR' woman??
Who pronounces hare and hair as 'HUR'
Who nearly fell over in class while trying to show off in front of us, and does Tai Chi in PE!!

Which supply teacher will we have today??
Will it be 'Country Lane' woman??
Who is so dramatic and thinks she knows it all
Who lives down a 4 mile country lane, and boy, you'll know about it.

Which supply teacher will we have today??
Will it be 'Blabber' woman??
Who tells everyone their work is year three work and wears too much makeup
Who tries to have a 'Mouth Off' with everyone!!

Which supply teacher will we have today??
Will it be 'PLARN' woman??
Who pronounces plan as 'PLARN' and likes the word variable
Who writes all our names on a piece of paper to 'Use' them even though she's only here for half a day!!

Which supply teacher will we have today??
It is 'PLARN' woman.
We haven't had her before but please, please,
I NEED MY NORMAL TEACHER BACK!!