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ChrisL
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Stories by @ChrisL (16)
Makes You Stronger
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger- a guy that I forgot the name of..
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Incomplete Idiot
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing..
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Awkward Moment
That awkward moment when you are about to hug someone extremely sexy, and then you hit the mirror..
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Awkward Moment
That awkward moment when you are about to hug someone extremely sexy, and then you hit the mirror..
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Brains
Zombies eat brains, you're safe..
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Retarded
I was minding my own business when someone called me a retard, I almost choked on my shoelace..
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Mr Bean
Rowan Atkinson, a man who is able to make three generations of people laugh, without saying a thing..
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FOR SALE
Second hand guitar, no strings attached.
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Asleep
When people ask me if I'm asleep, I say no to confuse them..
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Traveling Potatoe
What do you call a travelling potato. Chipsy.
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Left-handed gloves
I like left handed gloves, but then on the other hand I don't..
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Sharks
I don't understand how people get eaten by sharks. I mean wouldn't they hear the music?.
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Shortest Horror Story
The last man on earth, heard a knock at the door..
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Gullible
They told me I was gullible... And I believed them..
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Fanta-sea
I've always had an over-active imagination.Like that time I found myself drowning in an ocean of Tango - it took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea..
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