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We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public..
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Ck_bunny
You only have one life so why not live it well?
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Stories by @Ck_bunny (38)
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Energiser bunny arrested, charged with a battery..
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Did you know, if you were to unfold your brain it would cover an ironing board..
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Did you know, mohammed is the most popular name in the world..
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What do you call a dog with no legs. It don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come!.
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If aliens are looking for intelligent life, then why are you scared?.
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they came closer, then it hit me..
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Sometimes my mind wonders, other times it leaves completely.
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Teachers
Teachers are class.
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My Blog
Hey this is my eighth blog entry. Since nobody commented on my last blog (.
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Ice And Green
How come Greenland is mostly ice yet Iceland is mostly green?.
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TOAST
I'm the type of person who can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but i would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster!.
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Feeling In The Blue
I have a cold I have a runny nose My eyes are red and bold I'm in a grumpy mood Im packaged up in blankets I now have a serious tude That's what life's like for me.
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My Blog
Hey to my peeps (lol) This is my seventh blog entry. Instead of doing my quiz (because it wasn't very popular) I'm going to let you choose the topics each day or week and I will draw it out of an...
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My Blog
Ho Ho Ho, this is my 6th blog. As from now I will be doing my blog questions so here is officially my first questions... 1. Where is the weirdest place you've fell into a deep sleep. 2.
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When you lie down with dogs you get back up with fleas..
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
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My Picture
I'm sorry but my mum said that I can't take a photo of myself and put it on opuss so now I'm going to lie on my back kicking my legs in the air and screaming!.
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My Blog
Hey this is my 5th blog. If you read my 4th blog I asked you about being healthy.
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My Blog
Hi this is my 4th blog, I'm going to make this a personal one and an opuss one so here it goes.
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You took my by surprise And I'm gonna loose my mind because of you and your love for love.
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My Blog
This is blog number 3.
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A one in a million chance is a 999,999 in a million cry..
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A Wedding
Something old Something blue Something borrowed Something blue.
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My Blog
Hey, this is now officially my second blog. I was wondering if anyone had any ideas for something I can write I am in writers block. :( If you feel it's ok cab you leave it in comments please.
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My Blog
Hey, this is my new blog where you can find out about my profile changes and my opuss news please read on...
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Soulmate Fornever
My soul is an empty bucket. With very few raindrops in and out of the bottom. It's like love they love you and then screw it up..
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Shout Out
Hey my followers, I just wanted to say thanks for following and liking my writing because I really appreciate it. PS. Sorry about my constant profile picture changes I just can't decide!.
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A Picture Part 2
The trouble is Albert and Rory were in this picture. They felt that somewhat they were miraculously being torn apart like the meat. Suddenly Rory fell to the floor, Albert panicked.
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A Picture Part 1
Like a wild taming beast leaping through masses of clunky vines and ripping its teeth through the wet meat....
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Magical Morning Potions
Ingredients: (each recipe makes 1 potion!) Carrot and apple juice : 4 apples (washed and stalks removed) 3 carrots (scrubbed) Fresh lemon juice Raspberry and orange juice: 250g (4oz) fresh...
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The letters v and b are too close together on my keyboard when I mean to type best I type vest.
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A Best Friend
A mans best friend is a dog and a women's best friend is a diamond.
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Forgiveness
If one shall not forgive one does not deserve to be forgiven.
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Health
H is for happiness E is For elegance A is for ability L is for living T is for time outs H is for having fun.
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Hard
"if something is hard it doesn't mean you shouldn't try it just means you should try harder".
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You Have To Belive
"to achieve you have to believe".
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A Whale Along The SeaFront
"mum mum; let's go we're gonna miss our flight" croaked polly in despair.
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