Zombie Joke

@third_sun

Worst Invention

More ramblings from me. Does anyone else find that when they go to bed, they spend at least an hour messing around on their iphone before even attempting to go to sleep.

@puffy1980

Cut Grass

Is there anything better then the smell of cut grass. Well many things...but I have to admit, it's mighty fine.

@GizMonkey

Jokes

A man walked into a bar, what did he say. ----------------------------- "Ouch!".

@bryanrobertheap

Jazz Fm On A Sunday Night

Bliss - I can't put it any simpler than this. I have no idea who any of these artists are but I listen and reflect on the words. Everything is new and different. It's calming yet inspirational.

@vatellalove

Spots please go away, or at least stop coming up on my forehead at the wrong times..

@Jingles

Another day another dollar, taken of me by the bully.

@pozzah6_7

Can I Do Both?

I want to cherish my childhood while I can but at the same time I cannot wait to be free and get out of this place..

@Shackleton

"It's been full moon 3 days running now" "wow, the werewolves must be shattered!".