Gigolo
Being a gigolo was too much of a hard sell.
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CurtisJYoung
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Librarian
My librarian is so uptight. She does everything by the book..
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Business Man
I'm a shrewd business man usually, but my sales pitch for hearing aids fell on deaf ears.
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Parents
My mum had two kids in a hospital and was duly congratulated. My Dad had two kids in a park, got arrested while he masturbated..
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Hypocrisy
I hate hypocrites but you've got to love them.
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Marmite
People say I'm like marmite, not because they either love me or hate me, its because I smell like yeast..
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