Scream
Scream for me, I like that.
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D-728
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Tomorrow
I'm not enjoying today I hated yesterday Tomorrow is my friend.
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The Window
I sit looking through the window, this pane of glass that separates me from the passers by, I watch them, their lives so different to mine so busy so focused, they don't see me, they don't know I'm...
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Bum
My wife asked me recently "does my bum look big in this" Yes I replied but to be fair it is a small bathroom. Unknown..
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Blonde
Two blonde divers exploring the wreck of the Titanic were amazed to discover that although it sunk 100 years ago the swimming pool was still full of water.
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Untitled
My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with the pop group The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face.......
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Tarzan
One day Jane finds Tarzan in the jungle, she's fascinated by him & begins to ask him questions about his life, she finally gets round to asking him what he does for sex I use a hole in tree he...
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Untitled
Picked girl up at the bar told her im gonna take her back to my place & we're having sex in the bedroom, the living room & the kitchen she was well up for it & said wow you must have some stamina.
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Untitled
They say time is a great healer... So why is my watch still broken.
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Untitled
Little miss muffet Sat on a tuffet Her knickers all tattered & torn It wasn't the spider That sat down beside her But little boy blue with his horn.
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