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Daffaman

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Daffaman
Daffaman
2012-06-15T13:35:29

Opuss Isn't Twitter

As much as i might like you, As much as i might care; I'm afraid Opuss isn't Twitter, So take your life elsewhere; ^_^.

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Daffaman
Daffaman
2012-06-15T07:58:03

Why Does No One Heart My Stuff?!!!

I may just spray limescale remover on my fingernails and engage in americanised colloquial conversation with my niece's alarm clock... Who's laughing now. *cries and tightens belt around neck*.

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Daffaman
Daffaman
2012-05-23T11:23:09

Dret

Your puffy cheeks completely squeeze your vision in to a tiny slit across your ever-expanding face.

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Daffaman
Daffaman
2012-04-20T08:55:58

Knus

It was my befall. Red cat tears open my rib cage revealing only empty. This is not a poem. ...

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Daffaman
Daffaman
2012-04-19T23:31:31

Emph

You stumble upon a cave; You stare deeply into the sticky black, almost syrup-like darkness.

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