I have my opinion, and I think it's right, otherwise it wouldn't be my opinion.
* No seriously Simon is my uncle * A man from south Africa wanted to be able to drive in England. But he was really really bad at driving. Then he found Simon, my uncle.
Books I would like to read: 312 Ways To Die by Sue I Cide A Great Plenty by E Nuff A Stitch In Time by Justin Case A Trip To The Dentist by Howard Hurts A Whole Lot of Cats by Kitt N...
Hello I'm Lidya and I'll be posting lots of stories, genre humor, horror, dreams. Please enjoy!.
You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~ Ellen DeGeneres.
Agh. I hate it when people are like, "Hey girrlfriend. Follow back girrlfriend!" When they're not even following you. Agh. I hate it when people are like, "Ok gurrl.
I once met a man with beard Whos name was terribly weird He prounced it one day And I thought he was gay And was what he appeared.
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged, "I was in a race today, and I was last running.
Q. A man walked into a bar. A. OUCH!.
"Ivy had pale skin, ginger plaits sliding down to her gentle feet, big bright beautiful blazing blue eyes. She sang, she laughed, she danced." I read.
I'm having a great time here on Mars. I've found some friends like Wcdhx, Ucfhxnh, Gxebjic, Gxvdbjb, Fxdhbd and Gdyincr. Fxdhbd and Wcdhx are sisters, their surname is Martian.
I'm having a great time here on Mars. I've found some friends like Wcdhx, Ucfhxnh, Gxebjic, Gxvdbjb, Fxdhbd and Gdyincr. Fxdhbd and Wcdhx are sisters, their surname is Martian.
"Ivy had pale skin, ginger plaits sliding down to her gentle feet, big bright beautiful blazing blue eyes. She sang, she laughed, she danced." I read.
"Ivy had pale skin, ginger plaits sliding down to her gentle feet, big bright beautiful blazing blue eyes. She sang, she laughed, she danced." I read.
Seriously, no. Was that me. No. Yes. Why. I don't think I could. But... She only shoved me. Slightly. Hardly. Nearly. Kind of. But now she's gone. Her diligent, warm, soft fingers are now frozen. Icy.
"I was hoping for some heroin, but I guess the wafflemaker will do." ~ A drug addict.