If life is an open door, why am I always trapped on the outside. With all this space around me and no where to go, no one to share it with. The cruel and unforgiving darkness becomes a blessing and my mind blurs the lines that others have set in place for me. I am at one with my self. I am at one with others. I am at one with the darkness. I am at one with the unknown.
*don't say I'm wrong, because I have worked this out and it does work* Over 99.99% of the time things do not work out as you want them to. Under 0.01% of the time things turn out as you hoped for.
If life is an open door, why am I always trapped on the outside. With all this space around me and no where to go, no one to share it with.
Opuss I shall miss, The troubles and the bliss. Powerful are you words, Yet beautiful like birds. Uninterested you, look on, For I am too far gone.
The end is no more important than the moments leading up to it -Dr Eva Rosaline.
Chapter 1- Family Ties 6 months before I was born mother and father got divorced. Little did they know, I was on the way. When my mother found out three months after, she was in a state of shock.
I can say I survived 2012. But 2013 is still to come.
Has anyone else noticed that in the Snowman films they always steal something. In The Snowman they stole a motorbike and in The Snowman And The Snowdog they stole a plane. What next?!.
Can anyone remember 'The Snowman'. Has anyone seen 'The Snowman and The Snowdog'. I prefer the original but it's still good..
(To the tune of 'Santa Claus is coming to town') Oh, you'd better not shout, You'd better travel, You'd better watch out, For Mr Saville, Jimmy boy is coming to town.
Prologue 'Ugh.' I groan in pain as I wake up (How long was I out for?). My head is pounding so hard I can barely remember a thing.
Damn, the world didn't end. I need to buy Christmas presents now....
Hello guys, I'm still not quite here but I'm slowly getting back into it. I need your help. I've decided to write a story because I can't think of other things to write and I have so many story ideas.
Happiness is a bag of Lego.
Happy end-of-the-world everyone!.
If you haven't already, check it out on YouTube. It's nothing bad. Honest. It's a train safety thing!.
My time has come, For me to leave, This land of opussia, But please don't grieve. My time, for now, Has come about quick, But here in opuss, I shall not stick.
You can live with your friends, but you can't live without your best friend..
The optimist and the pessimist, Are two halves of a whole, The optimist sees the donut, The pessimist sees the whole..
Third edition. Theory: life gives you lemons, make lemonade Method: life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Therefore, make lemonade, life gives you lemons.
I didn't mean to, But I did, all the same, I didn't do it for money, For laughs or fame. I didn't mean to do it, I don't know why you're mad, If you look back at it, Was it so bad.
Hey guys, tis me (I'm not going away that easily!). I was bored. Very bored. So I doodled. Those doodles gave me the idea. The best idea at the time.
When your in jail, your friend would bail you out. You best friend would be in there with you saying 'We in deep sh*t this time!'.
Had to do a French GCSE writing assessment today about 'Moi et ma famille'. It was evil..
This sounds completely absurd, but it is true. Let me start for the beginning. Homosapiens evolved to poo squatting down at about 35 degrees.
Has anyone ever had it when there is a new software update and it crashes every app you go on. Or is it just me.
Us anyone on Kik cos I need another 8 conversations to be a frequent user and not have to pay money in the future.
The second of many. Antigravity Theories: Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter side down. Method: attach some toast, butter-side up, to the back of a cat.
I wanted to share this with you o' gracious opussians. It is to do with blame for your problems. There are two types of control loci; internal and external.
You can't always influence the things people say or do to you, but you can influence the way you react and respond. -Unknown.
200th, guys. At my explorers on Tuesday, we had a bin bag fashion parade (we made clothed out of bin bags and walked along a bin bag catwalk).
I don't know what to write. But I must write. Chronic writers block I fight. But I must write. I don't know what to do. But I must write. I can't come up with anything for you. But I must write.
You say you hate the Mexicans, but you eat their food. You say you hate the Chinese, but you buy a lot of stuff made in their country.
*These are some great quotes from the film Red Tails* War is hell, what we're doing is as boring as hell.
If the wicked witch dies when she touches water, what does she drink?.
The second everyone stops fighting for each other, is the second we lose our humanity. -Unknown #projecthumanity.
A world without humanity, Is one already lost, Everyone going for best, No matter what the cost. You would see the poor, Your would see their pain, You would see their lives, Flowing down the drain.
There's no heart as black as the black, black heart of the phoney leper. -Adrian Monk, Monk.
Ok, so I thought I could write some 'interesting' scientific theories. I'll try write one a week. Here's the first. Walking on water Theory: Oil repels water. Method: 1 Cover feet in oil.
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(V) (V) \\ (;,,;) // \ / ( _ ) / / \ \ M M Zoidberg.
Rules 1: I'm always right. Rule 2: If I'm wrong, check rule 1. -My friend, her rules..
Scene 1: Village. People bustling around. A high street style market. Side alleys all around. Mostly deserted. Few with people going in and out. Stalls and shops.
Whatever happened to Halloween. The costumes and treats galore. The trick-or-treaters, ghouls and ghosts, Alas, they are no more. Is it the rain or fear and pain, That drove away those smiling faces.
Tom was quite a jealous man. He used his iPhone to track his wife, so he knew where she was.
Aim to give us a shot and we'll riddle you. What are we. (Sounds better when spoken).
In theory, you can turn a sphere inside out, without creating a hole, creases or other breaks, yet circles will never be able to.
What belongs to you, was has been yours since birth, but other people use it more than you?.
Scene prologue: Camper can heading to little village. Jamie, Sarah and Steve inside discussing where to go. Steve driving, Jamie and Sarah in back. Steve: Hey where does the map say we are.
Watch out America, Sandy has come, Breaking your buildings, And she still isn't done. But you have the power, The power to stay strong, You won't give up, All super storm long.
Why is it that people say: I am afraid I can't help you. What is there to be afraid of?.
We aren't afraid of the dark. We are afraid of what's in it. We aren't afraid of heights. We are afraid of the possibility of falling. We aren't afraid to try.
Bacon fixes everything -Gary Mehigan, Masterchef Australia.
'Anyone heard if trapdoor hill?' Jamie shouts excitedly. I really don't think anyone know what here on about. No one responds. Why they ripped up my map I don't know.
If you peoples want to hear horror stories, as it is the pagan festival of Halloween soon, the check out mrcreepypasta on YouTube. You won't be disappointed...or able to sleep. Muwahahahahahahaha!.
Does anyone else on Opuss know how to solve the Rubik's cube. Or any variation cubes like the mirror cube, Rubik's tower, curvy copter or gear cube?.
If you're sad or angry then you're wasting being-happy-time!!!.
I don't go trick-or-treating (I don't agree with the idea of going up to strangers houses, demanding sweets and then vandalising there property if I don't get any), but my Halloween costume is...
I my class, we had a discussion. It ended up being about why you can't be under the age limit to drive.
Why is the thing you've lost always in the last place you look?.
I found this fake emergency services script for young kids. I've only included the scenario and the odd bit. Scenario: you walk in the kitchen and you see your mum lying on the floor, unconscious.
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'Twas my birthday, Yesteryear, Hip hip hooray. We did all cheer, But 'twas not great, 'Cause we made the mistake, Of adding baking soda, The the birthday cake.
Another of my friends can up with a theory of Satan's magic. 666 (Devils number) x 3 (magic number) = 1998 So if you were born on 1998 (like me!) you have Satan's magic..
What word sounds the same when you remove no, 2 or 4 letters?.
Don't judge a book by its cover...unless it says 'JUDGE ME' on it..
Men who eat more than a chocolate bar a week are less likely to suffer from strokes..
My friend Steve: What is the slenderman. I know he's a tall guy in a suit who stalks you and has no face but what is he. Me: He's a German fairy, Der Großmann or Der Erlkönig.
So I know it's reeeeeeaaaaaally late but here are the results. Third... @maehelenflynmolly with Take A Sip @AWriterGirl with Old Love, New Love, Fake Love. Congrats peoples. Second...
Guy:My penis is so long it stretches from A to Z on a keyboard Guy 2: > < U.
We believe that when you create a machine to do the job of a man, you take away part of the man. -Star Trek.
I would tell you the joke about the ton of food but its a mouthful..
I would tell you the joke about the broken egg but you would crack up too much..
I would tell you the joke about the ears but you wouldn't listen..
I would tell you a joke about the bad cheese but its not very good..
I would tell you the joke about the equation but you wouldn't work it out..
I would tell you the joke about the blunt pencil but its pointless..
I would tell you the joke about a wall but you wouldn't get over it..
Dude: *after a long chat* name something long and pointless that happened in the past. Dude 2: Um...I don't know, a giant pencil lead broke. Dude: This conversation..
That single most important thing on your grave isn't your name. It isn't the flowers people leave. It isn't the design. It isn't your birth. it isn't your death. It's the dash.
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the barmaid brings him his drink he says 'Thank you.
Guy: A picture paints a thousand words. Guy 2: *draws stickman* how many words does this paint?.
It's time!!. So as you know I've restarted the competition as instructed by @Emma_33 . So time for the winners. 3rd... @patdolan83 with Through Closed Eyes. Great one. 2nd... @AWriterGirl with...
It's not rape if you shout surprise. Note: this is only a joke. Do NOT try it!.
My form tutor used to be a decorator (he painted the outside of houses). He used ladder frequently and found himself getting used to working on one.
Encapsulating Audio Recognition System On of my guitar teachers better inventions.
Avenue q (from everyone's a little bit racist): ...but everyone's about as racist as you. Me: tell that to Hitler!.
Question: why is watching men hurt their private parts so funny. Answer: because you know what part they're hurting and your glad it's not you.
So I've won. Whoop whoop. The next word shall be...after the break Cup/mug Deadline: 6pm BRITISH time Sunday 21st Tag it youngwritershousehold and tag me in the comments.
Ok, I'm doing an agony uncle thing and have been for the past month or so and haven't revived a single request so I've decided to kick it up a notch.
I am not writing underwear today. No, I'm not wearing underwear today. Not that you probably care, Much about my underwear, But non the less I got to say, I'm not wearing underwear today!!. Avenue q.
I think I might be a subconscious writer, I worked it out today, Doing my controlled assessment, In my own little way.
Every journey starts with a single step...unless you're in a wheel chair.
I have a six pack. It's just hibernating under a layer of fat for the rest of my life!.
I'm not fat. There's just more of me to love!.
You told me I was special, No one better in the world, Sent messages on the radio, But then your plan unfurled.
On my grave, I want it written: It's not about when you are born or when you die. It's about how you live your -.
Bart: I don't know, could I betray my country. I say the pledge of allegiance everyday. Chinese guy: You pledge allegiance to the flag. Chinese guy 2: And the flag is made in China.
Guy: are you going to the party on Saturday. Guy 2: No, I got grounded. Guy: How.