26 May 2012
Matrices
A 2 by 3.
Express in terms of pi
Density of the block
Anaphylactic shock!
I think I'm going to die!
y=mx
+c, I can't get
It into my thick head!
Differentiate
Only to intergrate.
I think I've been mislead.
Add. Maths is easy
Log graphs are peasy
And CAST graphs a breeze, don't you know.
Resultant forces managed
In a week, no damage
And moments no cause for a groan.
Even the calculator,
Once a mediator,
Between me and baffling maths,
Has sprouted new buttons
No friend now, no consultant.
This is all too much to ask!
This is too much to handle
As curved line graphs amble
Into my nightmares at night.
'Find my tangent. Oh,
Stupid girlio!'
It's starting to give me a fright.
Death By Maths • Opuss № I