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Death By Maths

Matrices
A 2 by 3.
Express in terms of pi
Density of the block
Anaphylactic shock!
I think I'm going to die!
y=mx
+c, I can't get
It into my thick head!
Differentiate
Only to intergrate.
I think I've been mislead.
Add. Maths is easy
Log graphs are peasy
And CAST graphs a breeze, don't you know.
Resultant forces managed
In a week, no damage
And moments no cause for a groan.
Even the calculator,
Once a mediator,
Between me and baffling maths,
Has sprouted new buttons
No friend now, no consultant.
This is all too much to ask!
This is too much to handle
As curved line graphs amble
Into my nightmares at night.
'Find my tangent. Oh,
Stupid girlio!'
It's starting to give me a fright.

Delilah

@Delilah

Just an average 17-yr-old from Northern Ireland. Kik: Delilah_95

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I'm Maths dyslexic....so totally get this!:):)

@misslittleDHP I know! In our mocks I got a whole 5 mark question wrong for saying 3x4 was 7 and I haven't lived it down yet πŸ˜– laughing stock of my class hehe

Same I just don't get it 😳 love this piece 😘

I love numbers, even pure mathamatics has holes in it, great work, 10 out of 10 :)

@aleishagayle20 thanks chick ☺😘

@nemosevensix thanks 😊 oh don't get me started and this flipping thing's on Monday πŸ˜– snookered much heh

@overskill thanks for the repost 😊

I somehow ended up in set 1 at my school. I find it so hard while everyone else understands everything my maths teacher is going on about :(

I'm not going to lie... Numbers are actually quite scary! :P

Love this! 😘

@overskill I know our add maths class is supposed to be the cream of the crop 😳 we must be in a bad way hehe

@IndiaSparrow they are so scary! 😜

@michga thanks lovely 😊😘

3x4=7?! 😱 I swear is was 12... ? Well, you understand it enough to write a great poem, so I think you'll ace the exam! Go for it!! πŸ’š

P.S I did math a-level at some point, perhaps I could help if you're really at a loss with anything.

@naaviie perhaps if it was a poetry slam maybe hehe thanks but my friend's here now she's a genius all is well πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Š

@Delilah - excellent news!!! 😊

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