You want a cuppa love?
No? Alright just me then.
Stick the kettle on.
Switch it on and off twelve times.
Must be divisible by four and not thirteen.
Clickity clickity click.
That's nice, now time it.
Perfect, eighty seconds.
Clickity clickity click.
Shake the teabag four times before it goes in.
1234.
Clickity click.
Milk the cup for eight.
1234.
1234.
Clickity click.
Four sugars,
Knock the spoon off the rim twelve times.
Twelve little clickity clicks.
Clickity clickity click.
Sip twice.
Blow.
Sip twice.
Blow.
1234.
Clickity click.
Sorry love? What's taking me so long?
Oh, nothing.
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