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Some Call Me Mad. I Just Say I'm Keen.

You want a cuppa love?
No? Alright just me then.
Stick the kettle on.
Switch it on and off twelve times.
Must be divisible by four and not thirteen.

Clickity clickity click.

That's nice, now time it.
Perfect, eighty seconds.

Clickity clickity click.

Shake the teabag four times before it goes in.

1234.

Clickity click.

Milk the cup for eight.

1234.

1234.

Clickity click.

Four sugars,
Knock the spoon off the rim twelve times.
Twelve little clickity clicks.

Clickity clickity click.

Sip twice.
Blow.
Sip twice.
Blow.

1234.

Clickity click.

Sorry love? What's taking me so long?
Oh, nothing.

Delilah

@Delilah

Just an average 17-yr-old from Northern Ireland. Kik: Delilah_95

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Sometimes, I feel just like that...

Love the madness.... Though it seems to take a rather large chunk out of the day 😜

So love the title! šŸŒŸšŸ‘šŸŒŸ

OCD to the max.. Only thing I have is if the tv or radio volume is put at an odd number I al

Almost feel sick

Excellent!! @Burrfoot Hahaha, me too!!!!!! Although, I don't mind 17 - It's my lucky number!! (and yes, I'm supposed to be sleeping - look, I am!!! šŸ’¤šŸ’¤šŸ’¤šŸ’¤šŸ’¤šŸ’¤šŸ’¤šŸ’¤)

@MrsS lol šŸ˜‚ my exception is 33 cos it looks neat 😳 g'night lol

OCD is a beautiful thing ..

@naaviie it's tiring this madness lark šŸ˜‰ although I was watching The Maddest Job Interview Ever and there was this guy who was institutionalised with OCD for a time, it was scary 😱😱😱

@ckahn hehe thank chick and for the repost 😘

@Burrfoot @MrsS same it has to be even or a multiple of five. And I'm very particular about how my books are arranged šŸ˜

@MrsS oh and thanks for the repost matey, hope those hammocks were comfortable enough šŸ˜‰ā›µ

Ooh err! 😱

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