Fall For You

@tattyteddy

Bedtime

Child: mum, do I have to go to bed. (pulling stroppy face) Mum: don't pull that face with me young lady. Now go upstairs and get your pyjamas on. (she says leading child upstairs) Child: ok.

@emiliajag

Raven And The Writing Desk

"Have you ever wondered why a raven is like a writing desk?" "Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?" "I don't know my dear".

@tattyteddy

LOL

Has anyone seem the film LOL. coz I don't wanna go to the cinema to watch yet another rubbish film!.

@tilscox

Diamond High

ALICE: seriously do you actually get any signal round here.

@tfedpanda

My Name Is Edgar

My name is Edgar Atheling, I was King of England. I was 14 years old. My father died, he was the heir. Harold Godwinson took my throne. King Harold died. I had my chance. I was king for 2 months.

@Zorua101

Underestimation

Villain: Now don't you make me underestimate you. Hero: *Taps pathetically at Villain's chest* Villain: Ha. Is that the best you can do. Hero: ... Villain: Well. Hero: ... FALCON PUNCH!!. BOOM.

@iGirl

There's a darkness inside of me that's threatening to take control of my every mood. All-consuming, all-powerful blackness. Threatening to engulf me like a tidal wave of terror.

@Zorua101

Silly Fumblemore

Is anyone familiar with the Yogscast Shadow of Israphel series. This is from Episode 7, when Simon and Lewis are delivering the quest items to Fumblemore while he's trying an experiment.