One day a little boy come home from school and found his mommy "sleeping" on top of another man. After the man had gone they boy asked his mom " Who was he?" his mom replied "my friend, but don't tell daddy cuz daddy might get jelous and upset and angry" the mother paused then continued " mommy might have to go on vacation FOR EVER ! so she doesn't upset daddy. Do you understand" the boy nodded thoughtfully.
As soon as his dad comes home the boy shouts "mommy was with another man daddy!!!!" to the mom he says smugly
"enjoy your vacation FOR EVER!"
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