Sorry Slut

@sguga

Cant go out tomorrow because I have SCHOOL. yes you read it right SCHOOL!.

@mrflowerpot

Why is it the Mongols of this world always tell us they're defending us against the Mongols. ~ Edward Whittemore ~.

@mort

Ghost

I was sitting on this rock hard chair When someone came and pulled my hair I turned around to find out who As i looked a ghost went BOO!!. It was a very tiny elf But flipping heck i shit myself.

@Clairabethy

Simon Says

You jump one way I jump too, I get in so much trouble following you. If you ran off a cliff would I too run. Probably- if it looked liked fun.

@sguga

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. Thus is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat.

@jessie98

Sixteen

They say most people meet the person they will marry by the age of sixteen. Whether it was someone from class or someone you met once in a shop.

@sjw

WWW.com

Today I'm pissed My Internet I've missed Blue light orange light This is my plight Dodgy connection Did they call me I've no recollection What can it be Wonder if it's me Did I forget to plug in.

@JayPandaaa

Good Times

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny!.