When life gives you lemons, give those same lemons life!
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Perhaps for those awkward elevator atmospheres where tensions run high and conversation walks slow. Yeah, I get a lot of those.
He says 'You'd think a candied mother-in-law would make her seem less formidable, but apparently not.'
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