Old
"I never thought there was anything special about getting old after all anyone can do it, all you have to do is live long enough".
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Droddick
Am house husband ex chef and avid fisherman who writes in his spare time,hail originally from Anglesey have lived in New Zealand and now live in Lincolnshire.
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Human Pelican
In today's present financial climate I wake up every day feeling like a bloody pelican , "unable to move without having a huge bill in front of me"..
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Banker
"A banker is a person who lends you their umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the moment it starts to rain" Mark Twain..
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Torture
"I once spent a terrible 2 weeks on safari without a corkscrew and had to survive the entire fortnight on only food and water"..
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Relish
"I have never killed a man but have read many obituaries with great pleasure".
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What My Dad Used To Say
"I'm always in the shit it's only the depth that varies".
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Tempting
"I can resist everything but temptation".
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Grim Reality.
Quote from a friend of mine. "I'm always looking for a future Ex".
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Caution
"I find alcohol taken in sufficient quantities produces all the effects of being drunk".
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Exercise
"I find I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of friends who exercise regularly." Mark Twain..
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Parenting
"By the time I realised my father was right I had a son who knew I was wrong" D.R.
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Wales A Memory
Me a child,young,my sister not yet born Taids house and Noson Lawen A winters fire candles and black oak Nans best china and pressed white tablecloth home cured ham,bara brith,tea ,and later beer.
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