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@Molliecat

Calvin Harris

Omg. Calvin Harris. Is so so so amazing. I love him. So much. He is the best ever. Love the album. 18 months. Got it on my iPhone. Love u Calvin.

@Bobdimmer

Stupid…

Hello. I love you. Get away from me. I'm sorry I didn't mean it. Goodbye. Don't leave me. I love you….

@suebur

210

The day has dawned, The phone's been used, Not only chickens have wish bones, But you don't lubricate them, The car is back, The noise is gone, And what is more no bill to boot!.

@ColbyZ

Boys

Boys are always nicer when they are alone. When you talk to a boy that's with his friends he will try to ack cool. But when you get him alone they can be so sweat..

@nikujagagirl

Random Fact #115

A surfer once sued another surfer for "stealing his wave.".

@suebur

The Climb 147

The climb, Has been, Exhilarating, The top, Is almost.... In sight... Not to loose nerve..... The air is thin, The need to....... Concentrate is, But is becoming harder... Each breath...

@redapples99

Stuck. Can't breathe. Help. Get me out. Eyes. Frantic. Throat. Dry. Help. Me. Now..

@evilcaz

You will have my number, my email, but you will never have my heart. This is where we start, hold your breath and count to ten, so overdue I owe them Swept away I'm stolen....